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Fighting the dog over some food that fell on the ground.

Eating vegetables - they're not bad if you dip them in syrup. But what isn't?

I was trying to grow a moustache but I gave up after a few minutes. Too boring.

I’m using Flanders’ computer to write this. I’m not gonna pay for internet when it’s free next door, just like air-conditioning.